Mobile C***s

So - a guest CCC story today... comes from my dad.... driving up to a roundabout, he spotted a woman, sauntering across the oncoming carriageway, with her phone pressed to her ear... slightly concerned that she might step into the road, he prepared for an emergency stop, which he then had to execute, as without even looking, she stepped into his path. On lowering his window, and suggesting to her that she might want to look before crossing the road, her response was " you could see that I was occupied - why didn't you stop?" - dad suggested to her that perhaps she should take a little more responsibility for her own safety, at which point, the lovely lady told him to **** off...

Personally, I think he should probably have run her over... at least it would have cleaned up the gene pool.

Undertaking a queue of traffic

today's ccc was the twat in a fiesta who undertook me, cut up the person in front of me, undertook someone else, cut up a few more people, and still ended up behind me by the time I got to Wilmslow.

C***s galore!

Another glut of CCCs this morning, from the 2 people that crashed on the M56, to the twonk who double parked opposite the only car on the street ( same place as last time, but not a BMW this time), oh yes, and another special mention for the dickheads doing the roadworks at the airport, for putting in a completely pointless lane closure on my route to work.

Stairway to heaven?

following the famine - a feast! Yet another CCC this morning - to the complete dicks in the flat bed truck on the motorway - you'll probably find that tying your lightweight aluminium ladders down, is much better than littering them across the m60.